Comments on: Scarlett Johansson is The Black Widow. Apparently.

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Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:01:48 +0000

[...] I had great hope for this. Like really great hope. In fact, when my husband told me about this in March I was pretty stoked. I thought she had a good look for it with all the pouty lips and doe-eyes and [...]

By: Trista DeVries

Trista DeVries — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:35:00 +0000

Oh Shannon. No one will throw tomatoes at you. I actually like her. I think it’s important to understand what her purpose is, but I also think that for all the actresses out there whose purpose is ‘look pretty and doe eyed’ while speaking, she’s the least brainless of them all. And she’s married to a ridiculous hottie, so I live vicariously through her….

By: Shannon the Movie Moxie

Shannon the Movie Moxie — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:30:00 +0000

I have to say, I thought she was great in The Island.

/runs from tomatoes.

By: Selfstyler

Selfstyler — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:03:00 +0000

There are few actresses I have as little time for as Scarlett Johannsen.

“Scarlett…Scarlett…right, look at the camera, aaaaand…pout! Now – doe eyes! Now…bigger pout! Now…look like porcelain and pretend you’re a classic Hollywood starlet despite having little discernible range. POUT!”

Never before have so many been duped by so little talent.

By: Trista DeVries

Trista DeVries — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:57:00 +0000

Jesus Bob. It’s like you were there. And you’re completely right. Dye her hair and put her in black leather. It’s not going to matter what’s she saying….

By: Bob Turnbull

Bob Turnbull — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:31:00 +0000

That’s what I like about you two as a couple: “Goodnight Sweetie, I love you, oh, did you know Scarlett Johansson is going to play the Black Widow?”

I think Scarlett is a reasonable choice. She’s not a bad actress if given sufficient direction I think – though I suppose it may not matter once she’s dressed as Black Widow.

And she’s mighty purdy…